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I’m flattered that you want to get in touch.

Punch in your message hit the button and bombs away. Before you know it and in no time at all, hamster wheels will be spinning as fast as the wheels on the Delorian right before they went back to the future and your message will be sent over to me via all the interwebs.

Rest assured, I have great email etiquette, and as such I will get back to you just as soon as I can. In all likelyhood it will be quickly. You see I am always getting in trouble for being online no matter where I am.


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Email Guarantee

James Farley, if you are reading this from beyond the grave, your unofficial creedo for the US Postal Service is out of date. Sorry to be the one to tell you. It just doesn’t consider the new age of almost instant electronic mail deliverability. So here is my update – I hope you like it: “Neither unplugged cable nor low battery nor tablet nor handset of any brand stays this electronic mail from crawling through interweb to deliver this eMail to you.”